Haruko Haruhara

Haruko and Timmy have decided to be friends now.

He wants to be friends with everybody else too, nya. But I think he has diseases. KAZU WILL YOU COME CHECK?

And where is the pink-haired desu girl with the sexy blood thing.

DAMMIT, WILL YOU EVER GET OUT OF MY BATHTUB, TIMMY?!

WAIT NO-

I CHANGED MY MIND STAY IN THERE!!!

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IN OTHER NEWS, I HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN A DELICIOUS CURRY RESTAURANT!~

Who wants to work for me, nya?

Did somebody drop a talking guitar playing curry loving manatee on my bathtub.


EDIT:
IT WANTS TO STEAL MY VESPA

AND IT'S CALLED TIMMY

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

VESPA-SAN, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU! Now we can reunite and be one like we were before, nya. What would I be without you nya?

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

KAZUUUUUU

~Haruko~ needs to look at your head!

AND WHERE'S THE GIRL WITH THE TALKING THING. Your head needs checking too, nya.

I want some curry nya.

My...

My Vespa.

M-my beautiful Vespa.

Gone.

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NGHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HARUKO SMASH!!!

*scrambling around some things*

HHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Looks like Takkun is gone. I need a new right kind of head, now. Nya.

SO!

*talking through a megaphone and into the microphone. Extremely loud.*

~HAAAAARUKO-CHYAN~ IS TAKING NEW APPLICANTS TO BECOME HER RIGHT KIND OF HEAD, NYA!

Apply now for a once in a lifetime opportunity, nya. All it takes is a little test. If you pass, then ~HARUKO-CHYAN~ will become your sexy maid and do everything you need around your house for free!

*deep, hoarse, almost desperate breathing*

*sounds of something being moved around, then of things being swept from the secretary to the floor, including the laptop*

*somebody crawling on the floor, more deep breathing*

*sound approaching and approaching*

*deep breathing right next to the microphone*

*silence for a short moment*

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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

FAGGOTS.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

PRETTY LADY-SAN

YOU STILL DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.

There is a lot of wood around here, nya.

Takkun, where are you. I need to use your head again.

I made some ~D E L I C I O U S ~ C U R R Y~, nya.

[Automatic Voice Post, gone active when Haruko started approaching the room]

[sound of a Vespa riding in the distance]

[sound of voice starts getting a little clearer as the Vespa noise gets louder]

ASLDAKSDQWPEASIDASDLKJAHSDLKJASHDJHAG

SDALSQPWEOIASDLJ ASDLKJHLKJDHALSKDJHALSKJDQWEPOI ASDLKAJSDGA


[Vespa crashes into what seems to be a room, near the laptop]

[a little silence, then, the sound of somebody getting up and walking over on some debris]

[somebody trying to type, poking and muttering commentaries about the laptop]

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[painfully loud yell, right next to the microphone]

TAKKUUUUUUUUUUN!!